yall ever read a fact that just fucks up your whole world? let me tell you about mine. fact: you can very easily slip a lightbulb in your mouth, but it is impossible to remove it without breaking either the lightbulb or your jaw. this has ruined my life. i can not fucking see an old style lightbuble without thinking about how i could shove that baby right in my maw easy as pie. the inclination to do so is fucking insatiable. i feel like rapunzel’s mom and the rampion garden. a quest i know will result in terrible fate but my mind wants to do it so badly just to play out the awful scenario that would undoubtedly unfold before me. this is the true symbol of temptation. a lightbulb.
Okay. Story time. This happened around 15-20 years ago in my city.
Two tech uni students (roommates) were bored outta their minds in their dormitory and they got a bright idea for one of them to put a lightbulb in his mouth.
Them being tech students, they figured pretty quickly a medical intervention was needed to get it out, so the one without glass deathtrap in his mouth calls the cab – and off they ride to the ER.
ER being ER, first they have to wait a bit, and the process of getting the lightbulb out takes some time regardless. Chided properly,and called morons by the staff, they make their way out of the doctor’s office.
And as they pass through the ER whom do they see? Their cab driver from earlier, with a GODDAMN LIGHTBULB IN HIS MOUTH.
Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of the opposite sex.
DAY 13: Welp, I was sick for two days, so I decided to come back strong today and do something that I’ve been anxious to do – texting for candidates in key races!
I was hesitant to do this because I thought I had to do it from my own phone. In fact, you do it through a desktop app. Nobody sees your phone number.
I really appreciate the people who are identifying high priority campaigns and then getting the technology in order for people to help out.
The initial training took about 45 minutes, and I was really nervous for some reason – maybe because I’ve never used Slack before, and because I get nervous anytime I have to learn some new process, though I’m a quick learner. Idk.
But I’m doing it now! And it’s really easy, and sort of fun.
If you’ve been thinking about trying this, I’d encourage you to start today!
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