the-sun-of-rome-is-set:

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I couldn’t ask for directions, but I know weirdly specific things like:

• know how to say “1003” (but not, for example, how to say “20”)
• announce my arrival to a dinner in a really ominous manner
• screech “avenge meeeee”
• call a tyrant out on his bullshit
• threaten to kill someone
• declare “I’m dying” then proceed to not die for another five minutes
• swear everlasting friendship
• “you killed my father”
• “Vengeance is my only God”
• praise wine