Star Trek the Next Generation

Guinan

jadzeanna:

New alignment chart:

One axis is “alien fucker, cryptid fucker, robot fucker” and the other is just a sliding scale from Mulder to Scully

onion-souls:

angrywarrior69:

Why is Ian wearing the most massive uggs I’ve ever seen

andwoids:

data and geordi = troy and abed yes? yes

have a WIP because im giggling over this and idk if i’ll ever actually clean it up

captainsblogsupplemental:

I mean, it’s literally not even a joke, Guinan, but whatevs

sapphicstartrek:

requested by anon

fruitbong:

picard, sitting with worf and troi: okay so you’d like to join our starship crew?

riker: yes! here’s my resume

picard, reading from the paper: will riker is… hungry for responsibility, horny for teamwork, and ready to BUST A NUT up in this starship enterprise! skills include EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP. young, dumb, and full of… y’know. winky face. thanks for your time. i love you.

worf: if i could legally kill you, i would

troi: i don’t know, i kind of liked it