I just stumbled upon this old school video sweet baby boy Griffin McElroy did with his dad which is honestly adorable and very educational. But this was the first comment, and I am DEAD:
picard, sitting with worf and troi: okay so you’d like to join our starship crew?
riker: yes! here’s my resume
picard, reading from the paper: will riker is… hungry for responsibility, horny for teamwork, and ready to BUST A NUT up in this starship enterprise! skills include EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP. young, dumb, and full of… y’know. winky face. thanks for your time. i love you.
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