https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/mollysmonsters/172551955663/tumblr_p6l20bKIVs1t1ksi2?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mollysmonsters.tumblr.com/post/172551955663/audio_player_iframe/mollysmonsters/tumblr_p6l20bKIVs1t1ksi2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmollysmonsters%2F172551955663%2Ftumblr_p6l20bKIVs1t1ksi2

liamdryden:

ladybugsawake:

everyones talking about it so heres the clip of al roker absolutely demolishing the brothers mcelroy for no reason other than They Had A Few Microphones

I can’t believe the McElroys are fucking dead

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_oxz3edS2tQ1tkj3mgo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mollysmonsters.tumblr.com/post/169467532707/audio_player_iframe/mollysmonsters/tumblr_oxz3edS2tQ1tkj3mg?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_oxz3edS2tQ1tkj3mgo1.mp3

americanbeautiies:

“I’m a female security guard at a truck gate. I’m basically the only female there and I have to deal with a lot of truckers. They all tend to call me things like “sweetheart”, “hon”, “babe”, but I’ve recently started responding with “no problem, sport”, “no problem, champ”. My question is, what else can I use?”

theres just something real special about the advice the brothers give in response to women asking about gross men, and personally i love it more than most things

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_owl86xyyAA1qd307po1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mollysmonsters.tumblr.com/post/169411204862/audio_player_iframe/mollysmonsters/tumblr_owl86xyyAA1qd307p?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_owl86xyyAA1qd307po1.mp3

idrils:

mbmbam 312: face 2 face: live from drowzee city

the boys go into a fugue state and, in unison, recite a fruity pebbles commercial from 1992

(ps this is literally my 100,000th tumblr post (bc i’ve long since lost control of my life) and i think i made it a good one)