since some of y’all mofos wanna go the extra mile to be homophobic: lyra belacqua is bisexual now with two girlfriends at college and 5 more witch girlfriends. will parry started dating guys he went to medical school with deal with it bitches. heterosexuality who?
gen z lyra where every time jordan college official twitter posts she replies with copy pasta memes like ‘hit or miss i guess they never miss huh’ until she gets her account disabled every two weeks or so
from Lyra’s account: no! wait unblock me i have to tell you something! JCOT account: unblocked Lyra’s account: Bitch