itreallyatemyhand:

buginateacup:

post–grad:

post–grad:

concept: instead of 4 more Fantastic Beasts movies, Comedy Central takes over and produces 50 episodes of Drunk History: Wizarding World Edition

historian, holding his 5th glass of firewhiskey: I’m here to talk to you about…. about Claudius Cleansweep, the goddamn founder of modern Quidditch.

[cut to Gilderoy Lockhart in period attire]

a group of 7th year Hogwarts girls huddled around a dozen empty bottles of butterbeer: Nononono no fuck Dumbler…dumberder. Door. I wanna talk about the fucking baddest bitch in Hogsnose. Fuckin’ Minerva fucking McGonnagal *sees a cat* oh fuck is that her?  

Hogwarts, A Drunk History

slightlycream:

ladygolem:

post:  heh heh ha what if harey poter smoked weed

y’all: 3,000,000 word fanfiction about harry potter’s dealer who’s mentioned offhandedly on one page of prisoner of azkaban who’s a hufflepuff and is the gay representation we all deserve and he is in love with peeves and its a saga exploring adolescense in a post bush economy and it takes up half my entire dashboard

harry potter but the sorcerers stoned

agony1:

lets all throw books at myrtle cause she cant feel it

maraudersgetrekt:

thejilyship:

what’s the most disturbing HP fanfiction you’ve ever read?

The cursed child

disneyprinceronweasley:

sorcerer’s/philosopher’s stone: i’ll be a knight, literally sacrifices himself for harry and hermione 10/10
chamber of secrets: in like chapter two he FLIES a car to save harry from his abusive relatives already 10/10
prisoner of azkaban: stood on his broken leg to try and defend harry from a supposed mass murderer he’d been scared of most of his freaking life 10/10
goblet of fire: ron’s indignation on his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him – also the thing harry missed most 10/10 
order of the phoenix: weasley is our king 10/10
half-blood prince: In spite of the feeling of dread that had just swept through him his spirits could not help but lift at the sight of it. Ron was in there 10/10
deathly hallows: ron breaking the silencing charm to shout at voldermort that harry beat him 10/10

snapslikethis:

my child co-founded an informal harry potter club at school last week. this week, all clubs were officially disbanded by the teacher. in an ironic twist, my child (who hasn’t read ootp yet) said today, ‘but that doesn’t mean a group of friends can’t get together and talk about harry potter. we just can’t say that we’re a club’

fleamontpotter:

i think you can still enjoy the books and the fan creations whilst acknowledging jk rowling passed away peacefully in her home in 2012 

eggsaladstain:

you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back