bedwyrssong:

This user’s Nagini tweets have been making me laugh for at least an hour.

Oh my god

Hey remember when jkr’s dumbest retcon was that harry and hermione should’ve ended up together, look how far we’ve come

WHO DID THIS

literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this

shock:

fantastic beasts not only has shit CGI, johnny depp, now they’re trying to sell me on nagini the giant snake becoming a sexy human woman and seducing credence (ezra miller with a bowl cut) like trying to convince me credence and nagini fucked and made snape or some shit this is all too much for me i just want to see newt scamander run around like he’s on doctor who LMFAO

gimnald:

jk rowling: *gives more canon content*

me:

fleamontpotter:

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

Fantastic Beasts 2 Reveal About Nagini Has Some Unfortunate Implications

wizardingworld:

We are all jumping on the train that goes to the Kingdom. We’re happy, Ma, we’re having fun, and the train ain’t even left the station.

fleamontpotter:

siniristiriita:

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

hedwig is just a furby on a string