the greatest tragedy in mass effect 3 is the fact that there wasn’t a dialogue option for shepard to literally just say ‘i told you so’ every time the council brought up the reapers

This is a tower for rolling dice

rizaoftheowls:

games-for-gamers:

This is a tower for pushing bad and naughty dice down the stairs.

crewnex:

worldfamousprofessor:

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

lunarprinc3:

nomehablen2:

thebuttkingpost:

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny

This is art

suppermariobroth:

Fan-submitted artwork featured in an issue of GamePro magazine.

_{Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: GamePro (US), Issue 61, 1994}

sergy92:

Getting Daisy finally in Smash means that we can recreate the moment she bitchslapped Bowser into fucking orbit

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

socpens:

me when i find out a game has object physics

goldstarzzz:

brbjellyfishing:

yes, I’m a gamer

@kaibutsushidousha

brendanthesalty:

garrettauthor:

hailtothepumpkinqueen:

Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad.

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

I would play the shit out of this game.

Octodad’s edgy cousin.