Monica Geller x Rachel Green Headcanons

imagineheadcanonsarea:

• Falling in
love after they meet again in Central Perk;

• Monica learned
to cook all of Rachel’s favorites;

• While Rachel
learned all of Monica’s excentricities from her OCD and make all she can to
help her out;

• They have so
many dates at Central Perk, just the two of them. When Rachel still worked
there, Monica would appear after it was closed to make her company while she
cleans so she don’t go back home alone;

• Monica teached
Rachel how to make good coffee so the costumers stop complaining about her;

• Monica hates
the way Gunther treats Rachel. Always ogling and hovering, hiting on her like a
creepy dude. So she’s really relieved when Rachel finds another job, specially
because the other woman seem so much happier;

• Rachel went to
Monica’s job when she get home crying one day because her co-workers were too
jerk at her, and yelled at them for it like the protective girlfriend she is;

• They wait a
few to start sharing a room, even if they already lived in the same apartment,
but Rachel finally moved after their six month anniversary. They transformed
the extra room into a closet because Rachel had too many clothes and they
wouldn’t fit in Monica’s wardrobe;

• Rachel loves
to hold Monica’s hands and give them a kiss;

• In the
morning, when Rachel is still kind of asleep in the coffee table, Monica puts
her coffee in front of her and gives her a kiss on top of her head;

• Rachel tried
to learn how to cook to surprise Monica with a home date, but she burned
everything. Monica got home and found her crying, so they ordered pizza and eat
in bed while cuddling;

• Monica sends
bouquets to Rachel’s office on celebration days, like Valentine’s Day, Rachel’s
birthday, their birthday;

• Rachel agrees
to go with Monica to a farm one year to choose the best pumpkin for Halloween,
and turns out it became sort of a tradition. They go to buy apples and
strawberries to make pies, pumpkins for Halloween, or just to have fun;

• Double dates
with Carol and Susan! Once a month they have dinner together and talk;

• They have
minor discussions and never really fight. The only time they did was when
Rachel started to feel jealous of Julia. It took a lot to Monica convinces her
there’s no way she could love anyone else;

• Rachel is so
sad when they lose their apartment in the game with the boys because that was
their home;

• Monica was
jealous of Tag. He’s young and gorgeous and spent more time with Rachel than
her, because of their job schedule with Monica working at night in the
restaurant and Rachel during day in the office;

• They plan to
ask each other in marriage at the same time without knowing it. Phoebe is so
tempted to tell because she’s is going nuts by helping both of them at the same
time;

• On hot nights
they sit on the porch to talk and drink wine. On cold nights, they roll up on
blankets in the couch;

• You know
Chandler and Joey catch them having sex more than once because they keep coming
in without knocking;

• They plan
their wedding together and is a dream marriage to both. Monica finds a way to
merge both of their tastes in decoration, just like she did with their
apartment, while Rachel took care of the clothes. Phoebe is their maid of
honor, while Joey does the ceremony, and Chandler and Ross are their best man;

Entering the adoption list three years after the
marriage because they both few they’re ready for it;

• When Rachel
receives the job in Paris, they both move there. Is a hard decision, but it’s
good for both. Paris has a lot of good restaurants that Monica can work and
learn with, while Rachel can grow on her own career. It’s perfect and they live
there with the twins for five years, before coming back because they miss New
York too much.

ham–hocks:

fifiandbogart:

bernardbernieburns:

What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross

So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie

THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to date more, so he kept dating Julie and didn’t tell Rachel anything about his decision after they had kissed

THEN he made a pros and cons list to decide whether or not to dump Julie so he could date Rachel and he wrote shit like: Too ditzy, too spoiled, too into her looks, not much in common since she’s just a waitress, and she has fat ankles

THEN, after he finally decided to dump Julie and be with Rachel, he tried to hide the list from her but she found it anyway and got rightfully pissed off

THEN he tried to make all sorts of excuses for the list without actually apologizing

THEN he ignored Rachel’s choice to be alone by CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THEIR BUILDING INTO THEIR FUCKING BALCONY to try and force her to listen to him read her “Pro-list”

THEN he gets his other friends to let him into the house after Rachel makes it clear that she doesn’t want to see him by going into her room

THEN Rachel tries to explain to him why she’s so hurt by the list by telling him that all the things he wrote on the list were things she actually hates about herself and it sucks he not only agrees with her but actually uses those things as reasons not to be with her

THEN he CONTINUES to try and make excuses for himself and even try to make her feel bad about being mad at him by turning the situation around by saying “If things were the other way around, there’s nothing you could write about me that would make me not want to be with you”

THEN, after Rachel makes it clear that she’s not interested in talking to him, he calls Monica and asks her to turn on the radio since he made a song request for her so he’s basically forcing Rachel to listen to him

SO IN CONCLUSION: He didn’t apologize ONE TIME for the list, he tried to manipulate Rachel into forgiving him by saying she’s overreacting, AND proceeded to ignore Rachel’s wishes for a little bit of space continuously

This has been an anti-Ross psa

joey tribbiani would NEVER

skygrl:

carol n susans apartment is so dreamy also carol and susan are so dreamy

At work, we have a whiteboard down to our breakroom where we write different questions for everyone to answer. Last week, it was “Which Friend are you?” with the six Friends listed. I added Susan to the list and put a tick mark there and whenever anyone challenged me on it, I’d shout, “She hates Ross and she has lots of books about being a lesbian.”