“I wasted fifteen years of my life with a man who left me
with nothing but stretch marks and a foggy memory of two bland orgasms, and now
it’s time to get what’s mine!”
Ya’ll are out here making the FBI memes in 2018 but season 2 of Community literally had an episode where Abed became completely aware of his FBI agent and fell in love with them.
She watches him watching a movie from a surveillance van as a date. He says goodnight to her via the wiretap in a lamp and asks her if they can do it again sometime.
Molly's Monsters 