Tag: Barbie

lesbians in barbie movies

ghost-grantaire:

  • Liana and Alexa in Diamond Castle who sang duets and lived together for no reason and tended to their garden in peace
  • Erica in Princess and the Pauper (her and dominick’s marriage was wlw/mlm solidarity)
  • The Fairy Queen in Swan Lake, along with her little lesbian apprentice, that skunk girl
  • the intellectual girl who was supposed to marry the prince in Island Princess
  • the sister/pegasus in Magic of the Pegasus
  • Azura in Fairytopia, she was like the lesbian mother, she had the haircut and everything
  • SUNBURST in Fairytopia Magic of the Rainbow damn what a lesbian queen
  • that other fairy with the purple hair who was really into plants
  • Literally all four girls in Three Musketeers (renée and corinne were in love)
  • probably at least 6 of the 12 dancing princesses
    • feel free to add more

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

thatmcufangirl:

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

@amberlizabeth

glumshoe:

Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”