haiku-robot:

abstractandedgyname:

bot-dad:

theawesomeadventurer:

lehgetit:

Why they sell horses wit lil dick n nuts in kids at target

I’m reviving this post

Hello reviving this post, I’m Dad!


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that’s not even how horse genitals work, those are human dick and balls

that’s not even how

horse genitals work those are

human dick and balls


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fuckyeahsnackables:

geekandmisandry:

“If we start blacklisting EVERYONE who sexually molested people in Hollywood then there won’t be anybody left!”

Even if that were true… So? They would hire new people, new stars would be discovered and created and maybe they would get famous with the intense awareness that sexual molestation won’t be tolerated, might ruin their whole careers and just might land them in jail because it’s a damn crime.

“Tear it all down. It’s built on rot.”

vampireapologist:

instantfrost:

vampireapologist:

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It’s to the point where, at work when we don’t like someone, we go, “that person is NOT on my enrichment team” because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us.

this is incredible thank you for telling me