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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nothing is more fucking cathartic than 8 full minutes of the mcelroy brothers ripping into fantastic beasts and dragging johnny depp through the mud

spaceshipoftheseus:

jumpingjacktrash:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

kids are perfectly aware that shakespeare is a thing, and “to be or not to be” is one of the few things they know about shakespeare. my nephew used to giggle like a fiend when my mom would talk all elizabethan to him. “what sayest, child, hast thou no cake? o injustice, sharper than a pokey stick! whither have the fairies whisked thy cake?”

i’m pretty sure patrick was here for the kids. ❤

sesame street has *always* had a lot of jokes like this for the parents – totally clean, just fun cultural references to make it more entertaining for people in double digits.

fallcaesar:

genderdeath:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

egowave:

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.