livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
fun fact: on the Good Place podcast, Jason Mantzoukas said many of Derek’s lines were written by putting dialogue through google translate several times, which is definitely how they got this sentence.
when ur mama comes home
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best
employee: I’m sorry, what?
me: which is the best to buy
the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss
no
think➡️thought
blink➡️blought
holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you
This is a tower for rolling dice
This is a tower for pushing bad and naughty dice down the stairs.
Over The Garden Wall [Chapter 1~10]
Molly's Monsters 