since some of y’all mofos wanna go the extra mile to be homophobic: lyra belacqua is bisexual now with two girlfriends at college and 5 more witch girlfriends. will parry started dating guys he went to medical school with deal with it bitches. heterosexuality who?
straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?
me: today in yoga class our instructor said “this exercise is about being straight” and i immediately said “i’ve never been good at that” and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you
Comparing Jewish people who use a harmless Hebrew term to the disgusting, genocidal megalomaniacs who want to violently slaughter them is peak Goyim culture.
HDHFGHSDHFGHSDFG GOYIM IS LITERALLY JUST THE HEBREW WORD FOR NON-JEWS….. thats like saying “fuck anyone who refers to a library as a biblioteca” and comparing them to nazis
god i hate goyim
did they throw in the ‘fuck nazis’ just so they could say they hate jewish people speaking hebrew around them without feeling like.. a nazi
Austen’s women blush all the time, for numerous reasons (interestingly, most frequently on behalf of somebody else who ought to be embarrassed but isn’t, like when Lizzy and Jane blush for Lydia and Wickham when the newlyweds arrive at Longbourn, or when Elinor blushes for the manipulative Lucy), but the men either “colour” or “turn red” when they’re embarrassed, guilty, angry, etc., which, Lord love ‘em, they frequently are. Darcy turns white the first time he claps eyes on Wickham in Meryton (while Wickham turns red), he grows “pale with anger” when he gets demolished by Lizzy at Hunsford, and listens with “heightened colour” as she keeps on wrecking him. But when they meet again at Pemberley, “the cheeks of each [are] overspread with the deepest blush.” He’s unique that way. I thought you’d all want to know.
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