montygreen:

THE GOOD PLACE MEME › [8/7 characters] Simone Garnett.
“What we do is, we make a lengthy incision for your eyebrows to the nape of your neck, and we peel your face back, right, and slice your skull open, and I just randomly stab at your brain with an electrified needle. The fun part is, you’re awake the whole time.”