I love how recapping Xena sounds like you’re talking about your AO3 bookmarks…
-1940s Indiana Jones AU
-Xena and Gabrielle are cloned into modern times by Xena fans. Hilarity ensues.
-Xena and Gabrielle are reincarnated, find eachother again, get married.
-A reporter follows Gabrielle and Xena around trying to find out if they’re banging. Don’t ask me why there’s a modern reporter in Ancient Greece this is just crack fic lol
-ANGEL/DEMON AU
-Xena commissions a Sappho poem for Gabrielle’s birthday and they fly off into the sunset.
-WAGNER’S RING CYCLE AU
-what if Xena was a real person and the TV show is just based on her real adventures.
… but no. Those are all literal, actual things that happened in the show.