kegisaroused:

I love how recapping Xena sounds like you’re talking about your AO3 bookmarks…

-1940s Indiana Jones AU

-Xena and Gabrielle are cloned into modern times by Xena fans. Hilarity ensues.

-Xena and Gabrielle are reincarnated, find eachother again, get married.

-A reporter follows Gabrielle and Xena around trying to find out if they’re banging. Don’t ask me why there’s a modern reporter in Ancient Greece this is just crack fic lol

-ANGEL/DEMON AU

-Xena commissions a Sappho poem for Gabrielle’s birthday and they fly off into the sunset.

-WAGNER’S RING CYCLE AU

-what if Xena was a real person and the TV show is just based on her real adventures.

… but no. Those are all literal, actual things that happened in the show.