just so everyone knows: i was with my rabbi today (the short version is i’m trying to catch up on all the judaism i missed growing up) and King David came up as far as “historical figures” and i couldnt keep a straight face because i was thinking about this FUCKING post and it just wasnt going away so finally during a lull in the conversation (the little old lady who takes the class with me had just asked if david was bisexual, which apparently he was) i told her about King David, Babylonian Twink
unfortunately i incorrectly assumed that “very gay-friendly leftist jewish woman who grew up in New York” had crossover with “knows what the word twink means” and in this case it did not, so then i had to explain what twink means to my rabbi (and to the little old lady). she agreed with it once i reassured her it wasnt derogatory. the babylonian twink, king david