mythomagically-delicious:

ALL WEEK I’VE BEEN HEARING MASSIVE BOOMS FROM ACROSS TOWN

AND TODAY I HEAR ONE MORE

THE START OF A MASSIVE THUNDER STORM OUT OF NOWHERE

THE BOOMS ARE BACK AND WETTER THAN EVER. NOW IT IS REAL LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE SKY, NOT THE NEON IMITATIONS OF OUR OWN CREATION