You never realize how boring you are until someone asks you what you do for fun
what are your hobbies?
oh, i read books (haven’t read a book for years)
and … go swimming (having been since 2012)
and … go for walks (to the fucking refrigerator)them: what do u do for fun?
me: *looks at my post count of my blog(s)* at this point buddy, I don’t even know