fleamontpotter:

the-collecting-turnip:

swampwulf:

elodieunderglass:

redshoesnblueskies:

fleamontpotter:

gigi-tastic:

fleamontpotter:

fantastic-newt:

fleamontpotter:

anyone else in the mood to pull off a huge heist

Where and when

I don’t wanna give away too many details on here but by the end of it we will be rich and woody allen will be dead. I’ll send word via carrier swan when the time is right

I would be happy with Woody Allen’s demise but riches are always welcome too. Please send a carrier pigeon to warn me the swan is coming so i don’t mistake it for a goose and freak out

I don’t have any spare pigeons available but I’ve sent a rat in a pigeon costume to warn you of the swan. God speed

I am almost offended [offended!] that this post did not come with an @elodieunderglass addition, because elodie clearly needs to see it and I am concerned that She Has Not (!!!)

But I cannot possibly comment, I cannot possibly endorse a Crime

I fail to see mention of anything criminal.

…. hmmm… I have to agree, wording is vague enough that this sounds more like a Senior Prank than a criminal heist 

i’m going to brutally murder woody allen