predictions for 2018

grumpsaesthetics:

• we will still continue to wear skinny jeans
• undeniable proof of alien life will present itself
• the public’s reaction will be very underwhelming
• trump will reveal himself as a flat earther

• ‘are gay men really oppressed?’ will be the hot new tumblr discourse

• a republican senator will be accused of cannibalism and the GOP will defend him by drawing comparisons to jesus at the last supper